6 Reasons to Smoke Before Spring Cleaning

Spring is here and it’s time for a little cleaning, so here’s the Hippie Butler with 6 (and ⅕) reasons to smoke before you dive into this season’s festivities.

1. Find things you thought were lost forever

2. Your sponges are cooler than you remember

3. You might invent some new dance moves

4. You might have a little more focus than usual

5. Make carpet art with your vaccuum

6. Organizing becomes your new super power

⅕. Smoking makes everything better

How does smoking make your spring cleaning better?

Apart from having your own Hippie Butler to help with the cleaning, what does smoking do to help make this chore a little more bearable for you? Let us know in the comments!

Erinn Holman

A millennial writer who's passionate about alternative medicine, the smoking industry, and the Oxford comma.

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